If I told you there was a better way to put on a band-aid, would you believe me?

I didn’t think so.

Then may I present, wary naysayer, “How To Put On A Band-Aid So It Stay On All Day“… And, trust you me, this isn’t the only way that Japanese culture is slowly chipping away at our rightful place as the number one purveyor of worthless infotainment - Consider “Walking Sidewalks Pose Problems For the Elderly“, “Furries Discuss Snacks and a Twist Ending: All in 15 Seconds“, “Female Japanese Reggae Artist Teaches Schoolgirls to Shop“, or even “Bouncing Bosoms Kill Roaches Dead” - At this point, even the most skeptical amongst you can’t help but get a little sweaty under the arms at the prospects of watching the US began the slippery slide into cultural obscurity. Without a ready supply of tacky, empty-calorie video to fill this world with, what will become of us and our heritage?

All links courtesy the craptastically wonderful TV In Japan.

By cole, 21. May 2006, 11:10 o'clock

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